When I was a kid there weren't many dudes as cool as Gee Rainbow. He road dirt bikes, sported a badass mullet, and he made his own surfboards.

I'm riding a new stick a Quiet flight Secret Agent 7'6 x 22 x 2.75 w/Machado Tri Keels. The board works great in everything from the gutless to the overhead wedgie insiders my neighborhood can produce.

Right now I've got 11 surfboards in play for this winter, with another hybrid custom order from Quiet Flight in the works...

So a good strategy these days is to hide your head and neck from that yellow dwarf as much as possible. And I do that by wearing hats

A golf bag filled with clubs of various angles and sizes isn't really the best analogy for a quiver of surfboards...